Monthly Archives: August 2012

Madden NFL 13 cheat sheet wipes your sweat away

This week, as everyone knows, the manliest of manly videogames ever made about manly men playing a manly sport in manly pads and manly helmet is out. Yeah, baby, it’s Madden NFL 13 and I’ll be reviewing it too!

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Fall Of Cybertron and the damage done

So this is a bit of shameless self-promotion. I could use the hits, it’s an hour away from midnight, I haven’t got anything else to write about and I’ve vowed to update this blog every day. (Actually my other half … Continue reading

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You’re Max Payne. So move…

One of the things that occurs in game reviewing that’s most likely to hack off critics is when PR reps send a review guide along with the game code. Personally speaking, I don’t have a problem with this – in … Continue reading

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Borderlands 2 mini-game

Mr Postman delivered a package to me yesterday from the lovely people at 2K. Since Spec Ops: The Line is already out, XCOM isn’t for another month and BioShock Infinite has been pushed to next year, this package could only … Continue reading

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Sleeping Dogs cause big hangover

This time last week I woke up with a hangover the size of Mount Rushmore, complete with its knobbly faces trying to bite their way through my frontal lobes. I genuinely felt as though someone was trying to drive a … Continue reading

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Hitman Absolution Contract mode

Now this is more like it! A trailer for the new Hitman Absolution that doesn’t make it feel like a twin-stick shooter or feature any S&M nun-bashing! A trailer that promotes the hell out of Hitman Absolution by, ya know, … Continue reading

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No one talks about Black Ops 2

I’m in Cologne right now at theĀ [REDACTED] hotel typing up some previews for Black Ops 2. I’d love to give an opinion on it, but it’s more than my job’s worth. The embargo for the coverage is bulletproof and radioactive … Continue reading

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