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Metal Gear Solid movie is a very bad idea

Last week news emerged that Metal Gear Solid, that most beloved of stealthy stealth video games featuring a mullet-haired Kurt Russell knock-off as a hero, was about to be given the Hollywood treatment. This is obviously different to the Ravnos … Continue reading

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Fear formula or why Silent Hill 2 would eat Silent Hill HD

And lo, the sky didst darken And the Hollywood machine did cometh Belching fire and vomiting blood The machine didst request from Konami The bloated carcass that was Silent Hill

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And another thing: Why the Heavy Rain movie is a bad idea

Last week there was much joy and jubilation when news emerged that David Milch, the writer of NYPD and (the admittedly excellent) Deadwood will be writing a film adaptation of Quantic Dream’s Heavy Rain. Leaving aside, for a second, the … Continue reading

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