Happy Borderlands 2 day, fellow Vault Hunters! What’s that? You don’t care for Borderlands 2? You don’t even know what a Vault Hunter is? Then go away, because you certainly won’t be interested in feasting your eyes on the whacking great bag o’ swag that 2K sent me through the post!
Still here? Right, let’s rip into this sweet little package!
Aha! A dufflebag! Filled with Borderlands 2 sweet meats no doubt! Let’s take her into the kitchen and open her up!
Aha! A Borderlands 2 T-Shirt. So one can look stylish will blasting the crap out of hockey-mask-wearing goons, no doubt!
Aww, look at the little fella! Lil’ cuddly Cl4ptr4p complete with mohawk made out of Bullymong hair. He’ll make a nice companion for Kirby if I ever let that grinning little boil out of the basement!
Top trumps, USB, Badges, iPhone case… Yep, just the sort of tools one needs for survival in the hostile wilderness of Pandora. By the way… does anyone want the iPhone case in that picture? I have no use for it and if you can tell me what your favourite gun manufacturer in the game is and why, it’s yours for nothing!
And now the moment
you’ve I’ve been waiting for:
Oh yeah, baby. See you in about a year!