So here’s reason 987,677 for why I love the internet. Someone out there has built themselves a GTA IV mod that allows them to play as an elephant. That’s right, an elephant.
Yes. You can now play as an elephant in GTA IV. You could posit the argument that just because you can do something – like, say, play as an elephant in GTA IV – you might not necessarily want to. To you I would say, why not play as a giraffe or a fucking DRAGON!