The horred man is away and I have onli got a short time to rite to you. Pleese! I need help!
Evah sins I rote the first help note, the man has bin nastyer than usuul. He hung me upsidedown yestahday by my widdle feets. Then he used me like a speed bag. He laffed about that Lauren someone again.
I feels dizzy today, but I needs to rite this. I needs to escape!
Wait! Wot’s that noize?
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