My nayme is Kirby and I’m trappt in a house with a horid man. He reeds twitter and then bashes me. Yestaday he put me in a dark box. He keeps laffin’ about teachin sum 1 callt Lauren a lessen.
Pleese help! I cant take it anymore.
Wait! Wot’s that noize?
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