Earlier this week, I wondered out loud about a picture I saw in Fox News’s unwarranted and vulgar abuse of an innocent, defenseless game called Bulletstorm.
The picture in question – at the top of this piece – didn’t look like a screenshot. As you can see it looks more like a NECA toy, prompting me to speculate that perhaps Fox was now producing a line of toys for their segments on scare-mongering and video game abuse.
Turns out, according to my good friend Phil, that it’s a still from a Bulletstorm commercial which is actually rather funny. I’m proud to know people like Phil who know things like that. You hear me? Proud!
In other news, children as young as nine probably won’t be moved to rape by Bulletstorm or indeed any other video game ever released.